Dunworking’s Domain

Don’t you just hate it when…

You tape something off TV, and then when you settle down to watch it, you find that because it was raining, “Freeview” decided to play silly sods. So…this week’s “24″ has passed me by - I can’t follow it if the sound doesn’t work…

work, work, work

to justify watching a couple of DVDs this afternoon, I worked some more on the Pagham FC site this morning. Updated the club history and changed a few other bits and bobs. Still to finish the other site I’ve been working on.

Leisure time.

Found “Lethal Judgment 3″ whilst surfing the net for more “freebies” to go on the website. Superb “Shmup”. Download it from BG Games If you like “R-type” you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Thanks & Shout outs

Skeddy - thanks for changing the URL. Up for the game next Tuesday ?

Loulou & Little Lisa - So…you got here then…

Dave B - Yes, yes, I’ve done yer programmes for tomorrow

David B - Your PC now sorted…another job jobbed

Linda from Issix - see, told you I could eat all that ! Looking forward to getting back to working with “shhhticuff”

Wot I did on my holidays….
It’s pissing down outside at the moment - the weather has gone downhill rapidly in the last couple of hours or so. What have I been up to since getting back from Kent…hmm…there’s the addition of the forum on the Pagham FC website as well as finally getting round to converting some TV shows to proper DVD format so I can watch them in comfort. Went out to lunch with “Linda from Issix” today to catch up on the latest news from Selsey…not much going on, but respect to the “Riviera” for serving up a feast which Linda didn’t think I’d finish.

These e-mails have been bought to you by Viagara, mortgage4u.com and the letter Z
I read somewhere else about a local concern’s attitude of “never mind whether our visitors support us, we just want their money from the advertising” which set me thinking about the masses of spam e-mails I still seem to get (perils of p2p I fear !). Today, amongst the usual round of pills, potions and solutions to my supposed debt problems, there was an offer for a “free” printer. All well and good…except that the printer would have ended up costing £55 when you took into consideration the postage and packing…so, of course I ordered one straight away

More changes on the way

As I’ve still got almost a week off work, I’m going to knuckle down and make changes here and on the Pagham FC website and finish off the links on another website I’m working on. With the weather being so awful, I can sit in front of the PC with some decent sounds on in the background and concentrate. I’ve also had another couple of requests for PC jobs to do, so I’m being kept busy (holiday ? What holiday?!)

Stories I’ve heard….

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you
want.”

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DVLC to apply for a driver’s
license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him
a card with the letters:

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

“Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
“I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”

“Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of
chardonnay.”

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are

we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!

Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen

to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt
them.

You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you

what it feels like when I’m driving.”

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain
man,was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the
Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.